“ON WEDNESDAY’S WE WEAR PINK.”

“ON WEDNESDAY’S WE WEAR PINK.”

Happy 10th Birthday to Mean Girls – it’s been a whole ten years so we wanted to pay tribute with our favourite mean girls quotes …

1. “Get in loser. We’re going shopping.”

2. “Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.”

3. “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.”

4. “We only carry sizes one, three and five. You could try Sears.”

5. “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”

6. “It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.”

7. Janis: “We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina’s whole dirty history.” 
Damian: “Say crack again.”
 Janis: “Crack.”

8. “But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”

9. “I’m a mouse, duh.”

10. “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”

11. “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”

12. “One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”

13. “I want to lose three pounds.”

14. “I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”

15. “’Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”

16. “Regina George is not sweet! She’s a scum-sucking road wh*re, she ruined my life!”

17. “If only you knew how mean she really is, you’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah, two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing, and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them. It was so sad.”

18. “On Wednesdays we wear pink.”

19. “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”

20. “Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!”

21. “Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!”

22. “Everyone in Africa can read Swedish.”

23. “Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!”

24. “I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”

25. “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”

26. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”

27. Damian: “My Nana takes her wig off when she is drunk.”
 Ms. Norbury: “Your Nana and I have that in common.”

28. “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”

29. “She doesn’t even go here!”

30. “I hear she does car commercials…in Japan.”

31. “I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.”

32. “This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It’s urgent. Thank you.”

 

Enjoy – and if you’re planning a pink Wednesday anytime soon, we’ve got loads of it online (whatever, I’m getting cheese fries)

xx

 

 

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