Following that desperate draw against Algeria on Friday night England’s players were found weeping into their polyesters by a fan who had mistaken the national side’s dressing room for a toilet. Enough said. Or not as mortgage adviser Pavlos Joseph decided when gifted the opportunity to read Rooney and co the riot act.
Well given the chance you’d have taken it wouldn’t you?
His words it seems were carefully selected, his wardrobe not so much.
Kitted out in a red replica shirt he proceeded to tell the fashion friendly David Beckham exactly how he and other badly dressed fans felt about their lacklustre performance.
This for me and other wardrobe aware females is where Pavlos’s argument falls down, right around his well covered ankles. It isn’t what he said, it’s what he said it in. A football strip.
Don’t get me wrong, I understand why footballers wear football strips (not even i am that blonde) but grown men who aren’t blessed with a lethal right foot?
Girls, I ask you is there really any type of clothing less forgiving…? Exactly.
Lads, a message from your own WAGS, if you have to wear them do so away from home, amongst friends and preferably not on the telly.
We thank you x
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