Win: Sony Xperia U Mobile Phone!


Congratulations to our winner Rudy Roversi.

With soooo many of you fighting over our fab mobile giveaways we’ve had lately, I’ve managed to get another one for you!

Compact, versatile and stylish the Sony Xperia U smartphone is perfect for life on the go.  The Sony Xperia U lets you enjoy web browsing, watch movies, take photos and play games. Tap into Sony’s Video Unlimited and Music Unlimited sites and you’ll never be short of entertainment again wherever you roam.

With a 3.5″ touch screen and a 5 Megapixel fast capture camera that can go from sleep to snap and in just over a second, you can be confident of capturing that special moment – and then share it on Facebook or in a message. You can also shoot full HD video.

You’re free to browse the internet, stream the latest video clips, download the coolest apps and listen to music all at the same time with the power of the 1GHz dual core processor. And with Google Mobile services built-in you can search, use your Gmail and find your way with Google maps whenever you want.  Share your music with the handy built-in speaker or plug in your earphones and enjoy 3D surround sound with superb deep bass.  You can also personalise your Sony Xperia U with the interchangeable Black and Pink end caps.

For your chance to WIN this phone, comment below telling us your best joke – we’re looking for mega LOL’s (keep it clean peeps, this is a family show!)

Good Luck!

Love Danielle x

Terms and Conditions

  • The competition will close at midnight on Monday 20th August 2012, any comments entered after that won’t be counted.  
  • All comments will need to be approved, so don’t worry if your comment doesn’t appear straight away!
  • The prize draw is open to all UK residents, aged 18 or 0ver who post a comment between 13th August 2012 and midnight Monday 20th August 2012
  • Employees of Shop Direct Group companies and anyone else involved in the operation of the draw are excluded from entering.
  • The winner will be selected from random and notified by email within 24 hours of closing and must respond to their notification email within 24 hours otherwise they will forfeit their prize and a new winner may be drawn at random from the remaining entries.
  • The promoter reserves the right to offer an alternative prize in the event of the original prize being unavailable. The prize cannot be returned or exchanged once they have been sent to the winner.
13th August 2012
Written by Very_Lauren

Posted by: Natasha Male 13 August 2012

I Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

Posted by: Julie Picton 13 August 2012

I was testing the children in my local Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.

I asked them, ‘If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,
would that get me into Heaven ?’

‘NO!’ the children answered.

‘If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?’

Again, the answer was, ‘NO!’ By now I was starting to smile.

Hey, this was fun! ‘Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children,
and loved my wife would that get me into Heaven?’ I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, ‘NO!’ I was just bursting with pride for them.

Well, I continued, ‘then how can I get into Heaven?’

A six-year-old boy from Glasgow shouted out,


Posted by: Sharon Hingley 13 August 2012

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you.”
The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Steve?”